Terms and Conditions of Seeking the Sun Dot Org Adventures, Inc.
Effective Date: As soon as you click “Accept” and forget what you just agreed to.
1. Agreement to Terms
By accessing or using the Enchanted Dominion of Eternal Mysteries, you irrevocably bind yourself to these Terms and Conditions, which are steeped in arcane knowledge and woven with eldritch intent. Should you dare to disagree, the arcane enforced by our team of highly trained garden gnomes and accountants forces may not take kindly to your defiance. If you do not accept, please consult your nearest elderly white female light worker for alternative options.
2. Definitions
- "You" refers to the individual who has dared to pierce the veil of the mundane and enter our domain.
- "Us" refers to the Seeking the Sun, a conglomerate governing ancient powers and unseen forces beyond mortal musical comprehension.
- "Seeking the Sun Dot Org" refers to our platform, services, and any bass riffs that may operate on the fringes of conventional knowledge therein.
3. Usage Rights
You are granted a non-exclusive, non-transferable, and ephemeral license to access our domain for your own inscrutable purposes. This license is bound by the following conditions:
- No Deep State Involvement: You may not use our services to uncover, disclose, or manipulate classified Gnome information (unless you have a clearance).
- No Temporal Disruptions: You shall not use our platform to alter or interfere with the flow of time or historical events.
- No Interdimensional Breaches: You are forbidden from employing our services to open portals or otherwise meddle with dimensions beyond your own.
4. Content Ownership
All content provided on our platform is owned by us or our licensed gnomes. You may not use, reproduce, or hide any of it within the hollow earth without our express written consent. Unauthorized actions may provoke dark repercussions or curses from forgotten realms.
5. User Responsibilities
You agree to:
- Not Summon Demons: No summoning, invoking, or creating portals to other dimensions while using our services.
- No Spamming the Universe: Refrain from using our platform to spam, curse, or otherwise annoy other users or beings from other realms.
- Be Nice: Treat all other users, NPCs, and spirits with the utmost respect, even if they’re just lines of code.
6. Limitations of Liability
We are not liable for:
- Lost Relics: Any loss of valuable items, mystical artifacts, or enchanted drumsticks during your adventures.
- Disappearing Entities: We cannot be held accountable for any inexplicable vanishings or disruptions to your reality.
- Unintended Consequences: Any unforeseen events, disruptions, or curses resulting from your use of our platform. We do not guarantee that your journey will follow a chronological understanding of reality.
7. Termination We reserve the right to terminate your access to our platform for reasons including, but not limited to:
- Existential Threats: Your activities suggest you are a threat to the sanctity of our enigmatic order.
- Exceeding the Fun Limit: If you’re having too much fun and it threatens the balance of the universe.
8. These Terms and Conditions may be altered at any time without prior notice. Your continued presence in our realm signifies your acceptance of these changes. Ignoring updates may invoke dire and unforeseen consequences.
9. These terms are governed by the arcane principles of eldritch law and cosmic balance. Disputes will be resolved through methods both ancient and obscure, beyond the reach of mortal institutions. Disputes may be resolved by our Chief Gnome in contest of riddles or a jam-off, at our sole discretion.
10. Contact Us For any questions or concerns, please send an encoded message via carrier pigeon, or utilize the contact form within our platform (if you can find it amidst the shifting veils of reality).
By engaging with our domain, you acknowledge your understanding of and consent to these cryptic Terms and Conditions. Enter at your own risk and prepare for an odyssey beyond the boundaries of conventional understanding.
Accept. I am not prepared.